Total Medals Earned: 1,658 (From 286 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,385 Points
Medals Earned: 14/18 (345/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Rock out the Zappa
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 9/40 (45/495 points)
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 50 rupees!
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/30 (105/455 points)
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Not that they put up much of a fight.
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Zombify Santa.
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
You are a thriving small business.
You are a thriving company.
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
The amazon just got even wilder.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Your grave is forever... unless someone steals it
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
